It’s now one in the morning. Such perfect timing to start my official blog eyh? I’m skipping school tomorrow –which is technically in 5 hours--so it’s all good =D. No, I am not going on an amazing adventure with a machete in one hand trying to fend off hugeASS blood-sucking demonic mosquitoes. But thinking it over, for me to actually kill a mosquito –cutting it in half or quarters or just microscopic bits and pieces—with a blade is TOO impossible. That is why, ladies and gentlemen, I have finally invented the tiniestASS machete the world has ever seen. It’s this small small machete EXACTLY! You can’t even see it with the naked eye (yes, you can). “SO, how are you supposed to hold it?!” you ask? Well, I’m not very sure. Years of work put into making that machete’s wasted I guess *shrugs indifferently*. In that whole mess of a story, there is a point I was trying to make. Obviously it wasn’t that important anyways!
I’m feeling pretteh hungreh rite now. Thoughts of past dinners are flooding my mind and driving me insane. Even just now at 11 o clock I wanted to cook! Had a sudden urge but couldn’t act on it because of the lack of ingredients. So I did the cooking in my head and got even more depressed as I sat on the bed, staring at the lifeless—and not to mention tasteless – chemistry book. *gives an “OMG it’s the end of the world as we know it” look*. I just realized I have a couple of issues huh? Well, who doesn’t! Issues are what make people interesting. If not, you’re just some overly happy, oh-I-think-my-life-is-so-awesome, optimistic person. Am I sounding too cynical here? Moving on!
Let me enlighten you with a fun anecdote =D. I was just on my mum’s bed this afternoon doodling in my book while she was getting ready to go out.
5:30 pm
-- Mom: Caroline, where has my watch gone to? Have you seen it. One minute it’s here the next minute it’s gone. Untraceable forever. *looks around room confused* Me: Nope! *in such a perky tone*
6:00 pm
– Looks up at mum cause she said something. Mom: Hey, look! I’m wearing my watch no! When did that happen? Me: *long silence with me looking at my mum as if she grew an extra eye* MUM?! WTH. You didn’t even know when you found it and put it on??? Mom: *smiles shamefully and walks away from me* Me: *laughs uncontrollably*
That SERIOUSLY happened. Random, I know. The moral of the story is: Be AWARE!
It’s getting rrreeeaaalllyyy late now. I better get my beauty sleep. It will beautify me! How awesome is that people? Yeah. SURE
2 comments:
BWAHAHAHAH!!!
First person ever to comment!!
I feel so privileged. and honored. privileged and honored. Ooooh.
o_O'
OMG awesome blog my fellow bloggah! keep on tapping on those keyboards till late in the night! *come/fly away with me... in the night...*
Oooh Oooh you should definitely blog more often ya. If you don't I'll use your tiny ASS machete and chop you up until even a literally naked eye can't see you! *evil cackle*
-shrugs-
I want that mars thingy. *drool*
*wipes drool*
*stares at pc*
*smiles sheepishly*
Oooops. =D
My bad...
I like the "staring at the lifeless—and not to mention tasteless – chemistry book.". LOL!! I blame you for making me laugh out loud alone at the pc.
"Don't they know...It's the end... of the world... it ended when I have to watch AI..."
Do you think this comment is getting to long? I think it is. It's like a post. Hey, a comment and a guest appearance all in one!!! How awesome is that??? *imagine me smiling like I'm freakishly over-excited* *GRIN*
I know you love me.
I love me too.
But guess what?
Something's wrong...
VERY. wrong.
I love you too!!!
It sounded half right.
I LOVE YOU MY LITTLE FURBALL!!!
Ah... that's more like it.
*GRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN*
Lawl. Can i say something? I was about to comment, like this really, cool, like, no it's really cool, comment.... But then I saw Monica's.... and I felt so uncool out of a sudden.
So I'm just gonna sit here... Feeling uber old and unhyper unlike you guys.
Funny blog though.
Ooh Adeline from my college just came to kacau me commenting on your blog. She's got like.. this Avril Lavigne thing going on. She'd be uber hot if she didn't try to be so Avril-Lavigne-Like.
Say hi to your mom for me!
... Wait, that's not like a request. . . I'm just copying Rove.
Ran out of things to say. There's this verification down here that goes; YMUDA!!!!!!!!!...
The end.
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