Boredom Brewing

Yellow everybuhdeee

So! The last time I left off, I was still in Penang :O

Well, on Friday I went back and got to Sentral at around 1 ish where I met Shera. She wanted to go back to my place straight away because I got her presents and didn't wanna dump everything out of my suitcase just to look for it. Though, she actually thought doing that would be totally fine -.- Anyways, she had to deal with my wonky rollerbag that kept veering off and flipping around like some FISH. Seriously it's THAT retarded. After the KTM and taxi rides, we finally got to me humble abode...not. My housemate left a long letter about...random things. She concluded it with something like "The dustbin was taken over by maggots so I threw it away" How hilarious is that??! Ok, it's pretty creepy, but still a good laugh, eh? LOL.

After like SO MUCH pestering I gave Shera the prezzies from Mon and me (A recipe book just for spaghetti which looks really coolioz, hugeASS poster of Hayley Williams and drawings of us by MonMon). She was screaming insanely! Which was awesome but not so awesome for my ears =P

The Speghetti Book!

We were supposed to go out for lunch but we watched vids on youtube and looking at pictures of hot models ie. Eddie Klint =D

My favourite picture among the tons that have flooded my lappie 0=)

Anyways! We went to Sunway at like 430 for lunch. WAS STARVING and we went to Gasoline which is such a cute place! Tho, I heard from MonMon that the one in Penang sucksASS. Oh wellz! Then we walked around and lastly got me groceries before heading back.

Next day I went to Shera's and cooked lunch! Well, she cooked it cuz she wanted to learn the recipe and it was YUMMY. At around 3 i had to head back to my coll to catch the KTM to Sentral and then LRT to Kelana Jaya and then taxi to The Curve. LONG JOURNEY, i know. I was supposed to take this free shuttle from the station to Ikea. But after standing around for ages (10 minutes =P), I asked this girl and apparently it comes every hour -.- So we decided to take a taxi together. She was really friendly and we were just talking bout random stuff. Didn't catch her name tho. Lol. She insisted on paying for the taxi saying "Students have to save money!" Yeah, it was just 3 bucks for my share. Funny!

i met Fara at O Brien's for a sec cuz she works there. WOMAN IN BLACK! lol. Then I went to Borders and met Yna and Naza. Was just talkng to yna for a bit then we went to get me a coffee! I felt a headache coming on cuz i hadn't gotten my dose of caffiene for the day. then we caught a cab back to Yna's area to grab some dinner. I was supposed to sleepover at her place and wake up EARLY in the morning to catch the bus from Sentral to KLIA. But, somehow, we decided to just get there at night. So, we reached the airport at like midnight!

We sat in the departure lounge area where we could see airplanes landing/taking off. After a while (just as i lied down on the chairs so catch some sleep, they came in and said they were closing the place. WTF. So we walked to some other place where they had those chairs. I REALLY tried to sleep but by 3 I woke up with a MAJOR headache. I think I was sleeping in the wrong position or something. Well, I had to walk (like some zombie) to the 24 hour Airport shop or wtv to get some panadol. I downed it with some water and I felt completely disgusting. I wanted to lie down but my stomach was just too bloated or something I'm not sure. So I had to let it digest for like an hour before being able to sleep again till 6 when yna woke me up. I was thinking AHHHHH! Jan's coming in like an hour =D =D We met with Jan's cousin, Syahmi who's pretty entertaining. Lol. We waited at the arrival hall for an hour and a half before Jan finally came out! apparently her and a few others' suitcases got lost in Indonesia so they had to wait for it. LOL. Not fun huh?

I was practically jumping up and down and waving at her! I went and gave her the tightest hug. I'd missed her so much! We took a few pictures and talked a bit and she had to go with her group back to the hotel =[ Such a short while! Crazy. But, I was gonna see her again the next day before she left for Penang.

Me, Jan, Yna, Naza and Syahmi

We headed back to Sentral and had breakfast before I went back home. I was COMPLETELY exhausted and took a nap till 3 ish and cleaned my room. All dusteh and blehhhh! After dinner and eventually unpacking me bag, I crashed. Had coll the next day and it was pretty much NOTHING. Lol. The lecturer was just briefing us on things to come and yeah. So I went to Sunway with Fara and Alif. Just wasted time a bit cuz I was supposed to meet Jan and all at the hotel at 3 anyways. But I found out that Jan had a really bad fever and was taken to the hospital where they diagnosed her with h1n1. =[ Was pretty scary. But she's alright now =D

On tuesday, I found out that I had to be quarantined till Monday which is uberly sucky! The health ppl came (three guys in masks) and it was just a weird situation. Lol. They gave me forms and random flu-related trinkets ie. gloves, masks, thermometer and blabla. I know, jealousy-inducing innit? Lol.

I felt like I was in JAIL! Exaggeration but still! What the hell was I supposed to do?

The sum of activities for the past four days

Cook, eat, watch 3 seasons of South Of Nowhere, go on Facebook, listen to music, dance around in the room, walk around the apartment, read, sleep and shower. Sometimes I would have sucha short attention span that I would sit and watch for ten minutes, go and read for 10 minutes and then listen to music for 10 minutes and it's just EVERYWHERE! lol. Such is life huh. Oh yeah, I forgot; taking my tempertaure twice a day and recording it in some paper. Pfffft. So far I've stayed at 36.9 degrees. It's SO exciting! I look forward to it everyday. HIGHLIGHT OF MY FRICKIN DAY. *gets slapped by imaginary hand* =[

So yeah, today I was talking to Jan and she was telling me that she's off quarantine. I WAS LIKE ZOMGWTFBBQ! So I called the health officer dude and he said all new cases of the flu don't have to be quarantined so I asked him I'm off then? E said No. Like wtf? According to their "policy" I still have to be which is bloody screwed up. So I pleaded with him for a while so that I could go back to coll on Monday and he gave in. MUAHAHAHAHA!

But, I'm still stuck here for the weekend though. GRR

So, that's about it for now. I have NO clue what I'm gonna do for the next... 36 hours. O.o

*hits head on wall*

GIMME CHOCOLATEEEE!!!!

Steamed Slug

I...

Yeah. I have wanted to post something on several occasions. It goes:

--types one paragraph oh so excitedly--
--realises there really is too much to say--
--gets discouraged--
--walks away from lappie (which roughly translates to deleting everything and continues wasting time on Facebook. LOL)--

I obviously know where my priorities lie huh?

So, since i don't really remember much of what I did over the past....two months (I actually do but c'mon! Such a long list that my brain won't be able to function anymore. Yes, I'm special like that. LOL. I shall just jump to wherever.

On the last week of my term, our pastry chef, Chef Karam, wanted us to go see some demo by some chef from Singapore at the Hilton. Most of my classmates tried to get out of it cuz they thought it would suck or wtv so in the end only four of us went -.- Well, sucks for them cuz it was Emmanuel Stroobant! They had to cook dishes using raisins. The whole thing was pretty bizarre with a dancing raisin suddenly coming out helf way through. But anyways, Emannuel is actually really funny and cheeky when he's up there and i loved watching him. Though, i think only we were laughing at all his randomness while the rest of the people in the ball room just stared. Made me feel so idiotic! Oh wells =P He made a dessert with raisin and tomatoes and then raisin paste-stuffed salmon. during the break we all got to taste the food and it was...interesting. I felt the tomato thing was just really funky! Like, I didn't know what to say about it. Me and the rest of them were standing there, chewing, having weird expressions on our faces and just...continued chewing, swallowed and "Hmmm, it's kinda weirdddd" *stares blankly* Hahaha!

After that they had this woman come on to make different breads with the "help" of Emmanuel who basically made jokes and threw food around. Hilarious!

Few days later, on a Sunday, Me, Shera, Fara and her sister went on this road trip. 'Twas totally random actually but still fun! We went to KLIA to pick up the sister's boyfriend then headed for Melaka cuz their term was gonna start. After going round and round the place trying to look for a parking spot and walking for such a long time, we finally found ais kacang and rojak. Adding gula melaka to ais kacang seriously makes it the best tasting thing in the whole world! *meltsssss*

We only got back to KL at 10pm and I had so much fun and we took too many pictures but I had this majorly insane headache. I never felt that much pain and it's so sneaky. I'm walking along and the pain just hits me like a brick which makes me lose my balance. No kidding I felt like i was gonna faint.

The next day I had to catch the 10am bus back to Penang. I arrived at the KTM at 8 45 thinking i'd prolly reach the station at 9 30 or so and have half an hour to kill. Believe my frickin luck; the train got delayed. JOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. I was so bloody pissed off. So yay, i missed my bus cuz I got there like 3 minutes after the bus left. Amazing, i know. Had to buy another fricking ticket and I felt like punching someone. Lol. Beware of my violent tendencies eh? =P

Anyways, I was in Penang for 3 days before I got to see anyone! Which was pretty depressing but yeah. I went out with Mon on the Friday=D It was so good seeing her again after so many months! Basically we just ate, talked, shopped around, bought Belle's prezzie and ate summore!

On Monday, Belle came over early in the morning and thank god she liked her present! =D We talked for hours and got really hungry and me mum took us to Gurney where we ate, talked summore, watched a movie, ate and talked even more. LOL. We had SO much to tell each other and i just had an awesome time. it was so nice seeing my friends again =) yehyeh, getting all touchyfeely *slaps self* Lol.

Mon came again on Wednesday. By bus! Wearing her uniform! I was amused *grins stupidlyy*
We watched He's just Not That Into You which wasn't as bad as people said it was! Really! Then she helped me cook dinner which was basically getting rid of all the vegetables that were abandoned in my fridge. After that we just spazzed out in my room. SERIOUSLY the most laughing I've ever done in my life. My stomach hurt so bad from it all! I donno why, we were just drawing random things on the paper and burst out laughing cuz we make some stupid remark about it. *sighhhhh* fun times =)))

On thursday I met up with Carene. FINALLLYYYY! I'd not seen her since January so it was really great hanging with her. OOH! We went to see Transformers 2 which i loved! Though, quite a lot of people hate it =/ Meh, who cares! She was CRAVING Fish and Chips so we went to Manhattan Fish Market, ordered and ended up only finishing half of it. I felt so bleughh. For some reason it felt like I was eating cream (not referring to the taste/texture or wtv just made me full so fast!) Freeeakeh

After getting home, I basiccally just lazed around till midnight even though I was supposed to get up at 7 the next tday to catch a flight to Langkawi and I stil hadn't packed =P My intelligence is just mind-blowing sometimes! Haha! In the end i onnly got four hours of sleep and felt like DEATH the next day.

So, when we got to the airport we immediately went for some coffee! That's when I found out about Michael Jackson. It was totally weird because for some reason you (maybe just me) think they'll just stick around forever. Was pretty sad tho =/ Not like I was so into him or anything, but it's just sad how everything turned out for him in the end.

Anyways, when we got to Langkawi and immediately went to get some choccies! Heeeee! Checked into our hotel at 12 ish and took a shuttle to our lil chalet in the jungly area. the place was just so cozy!!! We went for a nap before getting some lunch and basically lounging around the pool area. i was at the pool bar with my mum and I just had a margarita and some other drink and when we wanted to leave i felt pretty tipsy. & EXTREMELY sleepy. I got to the deck chair and went straight to sleep. We were supposed to return the towels and walking was just SUCH A CHORE. i felt like I was gonna fall. Lol. Back in the room I had LOTS of water and a huge mug of coffee before I felt back to normal. Lol. We were supposed to go to Oriental Village, which is just 10 minutes walk away, for dinner. The road going there was pretty dark and once we got to the place, it seemed deserted! When we asked the guy where the restaurant was, he pointed in some other direction so we got back on the road and continued walking. It was really creepy and I was sweating so much and we decided to just walk back to the hotel and have something there. 30 minutes of my life, wasted! lol

The next day we went back to Oriental Village in the afternoon because we wanted to ride the cable car but since it rained that morning, the hill was all mistyyy and some dude advised us not to go. in the end we went up anyway =P The view was basically non-existent but I still had a blast cuz we went trekking for a bit and got to this suspension bridge. It's so amazing how they actually built the whole thing because it's 700 metres high up!

At night we ate at this Thai restaurant which was situated out at sea. The name Pahn Thai is super lame but the ambience was really calming and serene. Even the food was good =]

The next day, we rented a car and drove to this area where they have all the yachts and there were quite a number of restaurants. WE ate some Italian food which wasn't up to much then headed off. We went to see the Burnt Rice Field which was ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. Such a joke. It's basically a patch of grass the size of my bed with black spots here and there which is apparently the 'burnt rice' Had a good laugh and then went to Underwater World. i only wanted to see the penguins but you had to get the full entry ticket. So me and my mum went ahead while my bro stayed back since he wasn't interested. The penguins were really cute! Other stuff was pretty ok too. Then we went to the Jetty area in Kuah and checked the place out for a bit before heading back.

We went to this Spanish restaurant, Ta[az, for dinner. The food was the BEST! We ordered quite a number of tapas (all of which tasted so bloody good) and some poached fish. Man, they should open a branch EVERYWHERE!!! We actua;;y came back the next day again for lunch =D

We spent our last day there just relaxing and we left for Penang the next day

WOOH! today Mon came over again and we just hung out, she helped me cook dinner! =] Then we just looked at random comics online and acted all dead. Mon loves her sleep. Seriously. lol
But I had fun and I'll be going back to KL on Friday! My Term 2 starts on Monday. But before that I'll be seeing JANINA RAMLI! Can't believe she's finally coming back cuz I've missed her insanely. Tho I can only meet her for 15 minutes at the airport it'd be worth it!

For now, my elbows are hurting!

*looks at broken elbows strewn on the floor*

O.o

I just realised this blogger thingy keeps on saving my blog like every other second! Well, not really but hello! Overkill. Lol

*throws slug at you*

Dancing Tissues

Hey all, I am once again blogging from the train station. Okay, it’s not really a train station, it’s KL Sentral. Which is just a… transportation quarters? LOL! I know, I am extremely amusing to myself right now -.- I am sipping on ice lemon tea. Normal people SIP coffee/tea. I, on the other hand, sip iced tea. Like, doesn’t that just go against EVERYTHING?! No? Yeah? Ok. I realize that I’m bloodyASS bored here =D Let’s all grin like that. C’mon people, GRIN! =D

Pffft. Life is sad sometimes, you know. Things happen, you feel depressed, and the next thing you know, DEATH! KAboom. Yeah, I WAS thinking of leaving this place a la explosion. Leave my mark, man! Literally =P

ANYWAYS, what I really wanted to write about was what I’ve been up to! Which, if you think about it, is what a blog is supposed to be for O.o *imagines people staring blankly at my lame attempt at entertainment* Oh wells, so college has been REALLY great. I’m loving it! (Just like you love McDonald’s :O) First day of orientation was a bit of a sucky day. Didn’t know anyone and was kinda bored actually. But I made some friends after awhile. I met my now friend, Jirwan. Then he introduced me to KelVin, Esther and Sarah and I was like yay, I know new people! LOL. They like to play pool and Esther and I don’t play really. I suck so bad. Since we go to Asia Café quite frequently I’m FORCED to play. I guess I’m slightly better? O.o Haha.

Last last week we got our injections for typhoid--which made my arm feel funny-- and collected our uniforms. Have the chef get up as well as the whole knife set =D. SUPERASS sharp it’s insane. I cut myself TWICE already; yesterday and the day before. GRRR! Speaking of which, I love my practical classes! Especially Pastry and Kitchen Prac. For kitchen we’ve learned the different names for the types of cutting (there are too many!), how to turn potatoes, and yesterday we cooked some sautéed veg and a tomato fondue. Me and jirwan were in a team. So all the groups had to place their dishes on the table and the teacher wrote comments. I was so happy ours was good! Only bad one was: too many onions. But I love onions!(we ate it up =P)

Pastry class has been TOTALLY awesome. Chef Karam got his training in UK and worked in Canada for 25 years. Such a long time and he’s so experienced! Our first class and he already put us to work, which I love. At least he doesn’t baby us but actually trust us to produce something. We made cream caramel (just the perfect consistency, sweetness and colour! *sighhh*) and scones (Chef Karam claims his is the best in Malaysia. Agreed =D). Yesterday we made Butter Muffins (was supposed to be a cake but decided on muffins) which were light but tasted so GOODD. Because our class is the last on the schedule, he extends it and let’s us make EXTRA stuff. He made some chocolate mousse and I nearly died when I tried it. ORAGASMIC. Lol.

Restaurant Prac is quite interesting too, but not really my thing =P With the waitressing uniform and all. We have to learn about setting tables, the million different cutleries and crockery and 40+ different beverage glasses. Lol.

So far, theory classes are just ok. Staring at slides…. *sleep* =) Kidding! Just saying I’m GLAD there’s only 2 hours a week of it. Plus IT Class makes it 4.

College life is pretty different. Ok, totally different. Lol. I guess I feel it more cuz I’ve moved to KL? I donno. But, living with Ira, just the two of us is awesome (in terms of not sharing my room =P). I’ve gotten into the routine of it all. You know, cooking, washing clothes, keeping the place tidy, walking back from college and just go anywhere if I want (which I don’t because traffic here’s a bitch. I mostly travel to do my grocery shopping. Lol). I miss home though. –end of melancholy moment—

Oh yeah, on Monday I met up with Laura at Midvalley. It’s been a long time since I saw her so it was really fun =) We walked over to The Garden’s cuz there was an art shop there she wanted to check out. I was seriously amused with all the supplies they had there! I can stay there for hours, really. Then I went to FOS cuz Shera said they sell lots of Junk food shirts! But the stock for that week wasn’t that great so I didn’t get anything =/. I guess I have all year to buy one huh? LOL.

Right now, I’m not at KL Sentral anymore but at the Old KTM station. Yeah, I’m hoppin' about *stares at pogo stick*. I couldn’t catch the 12 o clock bus from Sentral because nobody checked in there which sucks, but I guess an extra two hour wait isn’t too bad.. NOT! I wanna get back to Penang now! All my precious time! Must not sleep at all… Argggg *morphs into Zombie* :O What a surprise that would be for my friends eh? hoho

Ooh, they just served me coffee. Aww, I feel the love *grins like an idiot* How sad am I huh?

Hmmm, seems my old school is having some “FIESTA” woahhhhh. Like WHOAAHHHH. I’m so excited. WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. *gets slapped with a brick* =P I guess I should ‘give it the benefit of the doubt’ blablabla. I’ll just keep low expectations then everyone will be happy. =)….. =|….=/…

Gosh, depressing. Well, Imma get off now. I can’t even post this as there is NO connection & for some reason none of my sms’ can be sent o.O. TOTAL assification. Meh.

Of Falling Olives and Rising Cheeses

Well, this is it! The oh so anticipated blog entry that absolutely EVERYONE has been waiting for! Haven’t you seen the ads out in the newspapers?? *calls up the advert guy* Zomg, they forgot the ads! Oh wells, not my fault whatsoever.

*crowd whispers loudly: Suuureeeeeee*

Meh, fine. I’ve just been busy/lazy/uninspired. Yeap, in that order too. Lol. Right now I’m sitting in my new room in KL which is internetless! So, I have no clue what my previous post was about. I know, when I finally post this, I would have internet, therefore I would find out what the blog was about, leading me to edit this part out. Well, this isn’t a perfect world, is it now? Yeah, life sucks that way sometimes. –end of ASS moment-- I’ll just tell you bout the stuff I DO remember this year.

First of all, I finally got my license to kill, ie. Drive. Haha! Aren’t you scared already? It’s just a ploy to get you to stay away from my precious car. The glamorous and extravagant……*drum rolls* Datsun 120Y. It’s 30 years old and is traditional manual, baby! ZOMG, at first I hated being on the road since I didn’t have enough experience and my car was swerving everywhere! Fun times, I know. Though, after a while everything was good… except my parking still stinks =P.

With my license, I had to get a job! So I started work at the E&O Hotel. I was lucky to even get the interview. My Dad had the connections actually. Lol. Nothing to do with my charming personality, sadly. HAHAHA! The Exec Chef said I could work there but without pay and I didn’t mind at all because the experience would be amazing! My whole time there was AWESOMEEEE. Got to work the Sarkie’s Kitchen & they let me cook instead of just chop onions all day. Lol. Then went into the Cold Kitchen where they prepare the salads, fruits and sushi stuff. Then was into Pastry Kitchen with the ZOMGBBQTHEYUMMIESTDESSERTS. Made some tarts, cheesecake and some custardy thingy. I spent the last week in the 1885 which is a fine-dining restaurant there. During that month I put on some weight! Scandalous, I know. There’s all this food around me, it’s hard not to =P I would go into the chillers, especially the Pastry Chiller, I would grab some brownie or cheesecake or chocolate mousse or ANYTHING. And sometimes, when I’m working the evening shift and the dinner buffet is over, they would cook stuff for me! =D

Oh yeah! I nearly forgot we received our SPM Results. Such a joyous occasion, really -.- All that anticipation, jumping up and down, and finally they gave it out (a gazillion years late I might add). I immediately wanted to go and apply for scholarship but the bloody teacher took my result slip away from me! ALL BECAUSE OF A LOUSYASS UNRETURNED PJ TEXTBOOK. I had lost mine ages ago and I didn’t know they were gonna pull this crap on me. Seriously. Asses. After much begging, I ended up driving (extremely pissed off) to the nearest bookstore to buy that useless excuse for a book that will never ever be appreciated by ANYONE. I handed it over when I got back to school and snatched my results from the teacher’s hands. Okay, what really happened was I smiled sweetly and thanked them so much. PFFFFT. Must be at the top of my fake smiles list. Mmmhmmm, I have a list! Can you believe it? Yeah, neither can I! Lol. Well, once I calmed down I drove my retards (Mon&Mei) to the College office then headed to Gurney to celebrate! We ate loadsa desserts; Happy food!

Anyways, work finished in the middle of March cuz I had to prepare to go to college. I went down to check out the apartments under Taylor’s and got so depressed! The place was REALLY bad. We had to share with 6 other people on top of that. Luckily my old classmate called me before that and said she could share her apartment with me. AHHH, it was so amazing compared to the other one! So, it’ll just be the two of us until we find 2 more tenants.

I spent my last week in Penang hanging out with everyone besides packing/doing last minute things. Me and MonMon went to stay at the Copthorne Hotel. On the way, Mon was pestering me (kidding =P) to go to Shenanigans to have their Apple Crumble. It was SO AMAZINGLY DELICIOUS!

*starts dreaming about giant apple crumble*

*grins happily*

We checked into the hotel and the woman was giving us directions just to get to our rooms. ZOMG, very retarded. When we FINALLY got the our room, we ate ( Mon brought some Cheese Chiffon Cake. Never knew there was such a thing), played games, laughed at stupid drawings (we were playing guess the sketch. Lol), and took lots of pictures =D. At night we went to Ingolf’s for dinner. YUMMMMMY FOOOODDD. We enjoyed it so muchoooo.

Aww, Mon Mon!

Lighting in the toilet was better. LOL!

It was around 10 when we got back to the hotel and we were supposed to have this movie marathon until some ungodly hour in the morning. We started off with Forrest Gump. Gosh, that movie is just one of the most enjoyable ones I’ve watched! I could watch it again and again. After that, we saw Finding Neverland. Half way through, Mon was falling asleep -.- PFFFT. So much for that =P

In the morning we went down for their breakfast and totally stuffed ourselves. i was so extremely full, I couldn't move! Their omelet is really good though! When I discovered I COULD move, we went back up to finish the movie, talked, took MORE pictures, and THE END…. We checked out. We were only home for like 10 minutes then Belle arrived! She stole somebody’s Kelisa! *gasp*

To find out whose, log on to www.iknowwhoyoustolefromlastweek.com

It will be shocking, it WILL be exciting & IT WILL BE SCANDALOUS.

There goes my advertising skills eh? Lol. Moving on, we went to Queens and randomly decided to watch a movie; The International. It was so lameASS. The ending was completely wtf. I nearly fell asleep half way through it and, as I found out later, so did Mon and Mei! =P

We went to Paddington’s for dinch (it was in between lunch and dinner time. Such a glamorous name =D) and had desserts all the way! WOOOOOHOOOO!

*receives medal for making excellent food choices*

After that we were just spazzing about the mall. Went into Jusco and raced to see who could find tinned palm hearts first. How lame are we? Nobody won cuz there wasn’t any! LOL!

We went home after that embarrassing activity. Well, not right after, but you know. 0=)

Am I squeezing too tight? :O

Then……………………………. Oh yeah! Next day, I went to Pelita to have lunch with Mon and Nabilah! Tis’ been ages since I saw her. Zomg, she is as crazy as ever! That girl is so hilarious and animated. Lol. Ooh, for dessert we went over to Baskin&Robbins.

MonMon, Me and Nabilah

We took eons to choose which flavor we wanted. Lol. I had to leave earlier than expected cuz I needed to get to town and make a new IC. SO ass! The chip wasn’t working and I needed it to open my own bank account. Pfft, all the bureaucracy. Anyway ,at night my dad took me out for dinner at Eden. I had lamb which tasted tender and juicy =D. I was excited to get home cuz Mei texted saying she had something for me. She came by after I returned home and gave me a tiramisu cake! It was so sweet of her... Thanks so much Belle =). BEST TIRAMISU YET! I just spent the rest of the night packing my bags. I didn’t realize there was THAT many things to bring!

On Friday, my last night in Penang, I went to FGA church in Air Hitam cuz was gonna be there and I hadn’t seen her in ages! They had some Revolution thing going on which was pretty cool. The crowd there was so full of energy, really! Mon and Mei came a bit later cuz it was raining, and I quote Mei ,“horses and giraffes”. LOL! Totally funky! I had to say goodbye downstairs =/ Kai got me something and she was so eager to see me opening it! LOL! She got me a mouse shaped cheese grater!!! It’s the cutest thing! I actually saw it before in Parkson’s and was so amused by it, and now I have it! =D Kai, that was an awesome gift, Thank yooooh =D. I hugged everyone and we didn’t want it to be all sad so we started being our spazzy selves. Gosh, I love those retards.

Me & Belle outside

My favourite Munchkin!

Kai with the lil cheese grater. So cute! I have no clue why I'm laughing. O.o

On Saturday morning I loaded everything into my car and we drove off! We were planning to stop in Ipoh to go to Indulgence for lunch. Zomg, we got so lost, driving here and there based on everybody’s WRONG directions. We nearly gave up, can you believe that?! I really wanted to try the food there. I think we finally got there after 40 minutes. Pheewww. Let me tell you, it was TOTALLY worth it!!! The food is TO DIE FOR. DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even the décor was great. Little knickknacks around the place made it all cosy. Me and mum started off with their bread. Even that tasted good! Lol. For appetizers we ordered Mushroom Bruschetta and it tasted bloody good. Then we had smoked lamb with cottage cheese jacket potato. It tasted great too, but not the best. Oooh, for mains I had this salad of duck, figs, and feta with a Gooseberry glaze. The combination of the flavours was excellent! My mum had this pasta in creamy zita with quail eggs, baby carrots and frittered blue cheese. MMMMMMMMMMMMM. You just had to savour the whole thing with you eyes closed. Sighhhhh. For dessert we ordered this dark and milk chocolate truffles with pistachio ice cream, avocado gelato and some raspberry sauce. SINFUL DESSERT! I was just so happy eating it, the chocolate was totally silky and melt-in-your-mouth delicious. I need to bring everybody to this place! It also doubles as a lil hotel actually, so we can stay for a couple of days eating all their glorious food! =D =D =D

Mushroom Bruschetta =D

Fig Salad

THE DESSERT

After that heavenly meal, I drove down to KL. Surprisingly, we didn’t get lost trying to find my apartment! Ira and her aunt helped us to carry all the stuff upstairs. Vooosh! We rested for a sec before heading down to Carrefour to shop for food and other random things and only got back at 12! Such a tiring day, seriously. I immediately went to sleep when I got into bed.

On Sunday, my mum was gonna go off. So we had lunch together before sending her to the KTM. It was raining so heavily so it was a quick goodbye which is what she likes. LOL. We’ll be seeing each other in 3 weeks time anyways!

So yeah, I haven’t been up to much since then. Watched Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging with Ira. Gosh, that show is crazy! Lol. Entertaining though =). Got some eye candy in there too =P.

Today’s been pretty relaxing. I was gonna go to the gym just now but they said it’s not open for some weirdASS reason. So, I improvised! I climbed up to the 26^th floor and back down again. Man, I’m so out of shape. Lol. Hopefully I’ll be able to run up within a few months? *crowd whispers: dream onnnn* PPFT!

That's all for now! My past 3 months summed up in about 2000 words. Lol.

Blazin'

Can’t believe we’re already 2 weeks into the new year! I still feel like we’re in 2008. It’s prolly cuz I’m not in school anymore =D. It’s kinda sad that Jan’s not in Penang anymore. On the 13^th I went down to KL with her fam. She’d already been there a few days for orientation before heading to the US for 6 months. Anyways, after checking into the hotel (and changing rooms twice -_-) we wanted to go pick up her sister. ZOMG, the roads and signage in KL is so irritating I can bet you a lot of people have popping veins from all the stress of trying to find their way around the frickin place. I think we wasted 2 hours on the road as we were lost and going round in circles. We all know how fun THAT can be! *brings out the party hats* Lol. We picked up Jan from the hotel and went back to ours so she can get ready and stuff. Man, her suitcase was so hugeASS I thought it weighed a ton! So, yeah. The rest of the time, everyone was getting a wee bit stressed about what she should leave behind, what to pack, yada yada. KABOOOM! Me and Nabila tried to be as silent and as discreet as possible to avoid any mental, emotional or physical damage. =P At around 6 something we headed to KLIA in a taxi and we started dancing to random songs. Haha, t’was completely retarded. I think we were the first ones there at the meeting point; Body Shop. After a while, some other AFS people came and Jan’s millions of relatives arrived. Awwh =). WE (Me and nabila) managed to sneak away because we wanted to buy Jan’s favourite Xylitol! We looked for quite awhile actually. WeirdASS airport. Anyways, we planned to give it to her right at the gate/terminal/wtv it’s called =D. We spent the next coupla hours waiting and then spending time with JanJan. It was like 11 o clock when they announced that it was time to go. Gosh, the most dreaded moment for us. I was crying…and so was everyone else! It was really sad saying goodbye to her but at the same time I was so excited for her! 6 months in the US will be such a blast. Lol, now everywhere I go there’s something to remind me of Jan for some reason.

Moving on, we left the next day and just half an hour into the journey on the highway, we saw thick black smoke. I was thinking maybe it was some ass truck polluting away, but when we got closer there was a car on fire! It was pretty scary and we all thought it was gonna explode any minute or something, but of course it didn’t. Plus, the passengers were all standing outside just watching their vehicle blazing away. Yeah, well that was the only shocking thing that happened till I reached Penang.

Hmm, what else has been going on… Err.. I’ve started my driving lessons! Finally drove on the road. Honestly, I was nervous and thought I would crash the car, but surprisingly, it wasn’t as hard as it looked. =D Glad about that. LOL. Though, doing the parking/3pointturn/hillstopstart again and again is extremely tedious. I'll be glad when I go for the test. Won't it be funny if I fail? O.o *nervous laughter*

Ooh, yesterday was awesome! I went over to Mon’s. ZOMG, she has EIGHTEEN tubs of Haagen Dazs in her fridge. Insane or what? That’s like even more than what some of the Supermarkets sell, no? Well, me being such a good friend, had to clear some space. Haha! I had Summer Berries and some Macadamia ice cream. It tasted SO good it made me happeh! We were watching Horton Hears A Who at the same time. That movie was funny! There were a lot of WTH moments. Seriously weird. Then we went on to watch Accidental Husband with Uma Thurman, Colin Firth and some dude from Grey’s Anatomy. It looked promising but it turned out to be lame. Just too predictable and…flat? So, we wanted more animated stuff and watched Madagascar 2! Only watched a bit cuz at 1 am, Mon’s mum decided to go to a mall in Prai! Like how random is that? Apparently they had some sale going on. I cannot believe the amount of people that were still wondering round at that time. Even at 3 am, when we finally left, people were still arriving. Crazzzyyyy. We got back and watched Ghost Town. It’s quite a nice movie, but 30 mins into it, we needed to sleep cuz it was around 5 am.

We woke at 9 and went off to OldTown. It was me and Mon’s plan since the beginning of time! I haven’t eaten there before and it was delish! Had toast with pureed strawberries and Mon's urry Mee was yum too! After I get my license I'll go there everyday with Mon. Exhaust the menu 0:D

Now, I’m sitting in my Dad’s apartment. Just had so much raw salmon. I could eat that everyday… SIIIGGHHHH.

Well, I'm off! My Watermelon Juice awaits!

byedeebye

Cruncheh, Crayzeh, Blotteh

VOOOOSHHH! SPM is finally over! Though, I felt it never really had a beginning or an end. Just a mass of middleness, if that makes any sense. LOL. Basically just f l o a t e d through it. Didn't feel like a major exam. WHYYY? Okay, Imma shuddup now. Who cares about how I felt. IT'S OVER, BABY! When it ended, Me and the spazzes (Jan, Mon, Kai and Mei) checked into Bayview and went jet ski-ing! T'was awesome after so long waiting for the day. SIGHHH. and of course we did bump into a couple of "celebrities". Saw a typical hot guy (whom Mon and Mei were stalking. Jeez =P), Jason Mraz (he just wore those Jason-ish sunnies =D), Robert De Niro, Borat and some hairy dude (how's he a celebrity? Reminded us of KingKong. LOLCATS)

After swimming around and laughing a hell load (Me and Kai were hurting from it! All because of Jan acting like a retard. HAHA), we got ready and went out for dinner at Mario's. ZOMG, the food there was AMAYYYYZINNNGG. Had Risotto, Pasta Pesto, Mustard Chicken and Pizza. Yummmxxorzz. Though the manager/waitress/whatever-post-she's-supposed-to-hold woman, who I totally despise for being totally unprofessional and a total ASS, was pestering us to buy a round of drinks so that we can "relax and have fun cuz we just finished our SPM". Jeez, totally slappable, really! Kai was so pissed (for like a minute. Ooh).

Anyways, after indulging in all that yummyness, the rain had stopped! So we walked along the Batu market, looking at random objects. I Didn't buy anything tho. The rest of them did. Around 11 we took a taxi back to the room. Well not exactly. As if the taxi crashed through the whole hotel trying to get to our room door. HAHAHA! =P

We ate so much! Jan brought chocolatey cake which i LoveLoveLOVE, Apricot cream cheese and peanut butter with Ritz, Tiger biscuits (lol), some cookies I baked, andddd YAKULT! That's all i can remember. We ate, talked, ate, spazzed, ate,took pics, ate....and MORE EATING. Maybe exaggerating a wee bit. But at 5 in the morning, we finally stopped and went to sleep. 3 hours later, we were up! Went down for brekkies, then for a swim. But Kai had to leave early cuz she was going to KL -_- My momma picked us up at 12 sumtin and dropped us at Gurney. We watched Twilight, which I'm not so impressed by. That Edward was a total creep. Such a RAPIST! Okay, not such a good adjective, but there's just no other way of describing his ...constipated expression throughout the whole movie. His acting bombed. Kristen Stewart was really good though. Anyways, when we got home at night, Jan, Mon and I were totally zonked.

Next day, Shera came and I cooked Linguini Aglio e Olio and made chocolate mousse for her. WE watched Pretty Persuasion which was REALLY twisted, but I enjoyed it. Evan Rachel wood was just so good in it. Later, in the evening, we went down to Uplands to watch the Cinderella pantomime. It was hilarious! Carene, who played Cinderella was aweshum! I've never seen her acting before though. I'm proud of her! And the dude who played the ugleh step sister was SOOO FUNNNY! I could watch it all over again really. Lol.

On Saturday I went down to KL cuz I wanted to go for Taylor's College Open Day. So, Yas picked me up and I hung out at her place. We were just catching up on everything throughout the trip =]. At Taylor's, I went for the talk by Chef In Black, Emmanuel Stroobant. He was really funny! His talk was SO interesting. I could listen to him go on for hours actually. Too bad it was only for an hour or so. I learnt so much about the Culinary World from him =D. We then went to KLCC for lunch. ZOMG, a Godiva shop opened there, and I just HAD to buy some chocolates. It was DO OR DIE. Lol, okay, maybe not but still!

Next morning I was on the bus back to Penang. Oh, the bus driver was so ASS! He put the air cond on full blast and I was practically slowly entering the Ice Age in there. Jeez. Good thing I brought About A Boy along to read (it's a really good book btw) and me iPod. Stupid story: I only had five songs on it. WTF, I later found out it was cuz i ejected it fromt he comp too early and only 5 songs were synced or wtv. Blehhhh =/.

Moving on, back in Penang I just hung out with me momma. After dinner, I went to Queens and met up with Jan, Mei, Naz and a couple of his friends. It was actually a really random meet up but I was so happy to see them again! Just went to Tgi's for some drinks.

YEAP! So today is the day that I finally settled down at home since the exams. Lol, as if my life is so hectic huh? Tomorrow I'll be hanging out with Mon and Mei. Gonna watch Quantum of Solace! I don't care about whether it sucks or not, I need to watch it! Lol. I'll actually be getting up at 7 sumtin and it's already 2am now, yet I'm still here. Woooooooooh.

Alrighteyyyy, I be leaving now.
Until next time kids! *acts like Barney waving his stupid chunk of a hand with his creepyASS voice*

*shuddderrsss*

Jan, Me and Mon at Mario's =D

CuppityCake and I

Starrie and her Cheee

Pantomime

The ugleh step sister wearing a bra. LOL!

Emmanuel Stroobant =)

Me & YasYas

Lemon In Your Mouth

Civilisation!
Sorry, I kinda like fell in a hole on the way to BlogVille a month back. In there, I got sucked into studying and SPM! *shuddderrsss* I have now managed to escape =D but, as we speak, the hole is expanding at the rate of a gazillion square miles per second before i drop in there again =/. Such is life. WHHHATTT?

*sneeze**sneeze* *scratchscratch*

Meh, i got this weirdass rash a few days ago. It's sorta going away. I have my moments of itchiness which come so randomly I feel radioactive man! Okay, so that was lame. Can't blame me! I just finished revising Physics, so my brain is saturated with all that "Oh, wow! Natural Phenomenons! What IS that? Let's all find out kids (imagine in the fakestASS voice ever) so that you can be miserable learning about vibrating particles" at the moment =). Such joys in life, wouldn't you say?

As i sit here, I look around my room (okay, my brother's room) trying to look for inspiration (to do what exactly? I don't know -_-) but instead I find:. A goose! LOLCATS! Well, they're actually a couple of geese in the shape of a measuring cup. AWWW... Gosh, I should get a life, huh? Nah, I'm good. =P

Tomorrow I'll be attending the Practical talk thingamajiggum....you know, about driving and whatnot. Such a useless waste of time, but what can you do?! SIGGHH. I'll bring Bio along. I'm sure reading about how air dissolves in some insects' bodily fluids will be way more interesting, no? Meh.

OH! Lemon Tree just came on. Gosh, that song is the cutest thing =D. I like the part in the beginning where they smash a glass. Makes ME wanna smash a glass. Ooh, how convenient; I have a whole stack of glasses next to me. *starts smashing it around the room* *shard of glass gets stuck in my eye* *starts running around the room holding onto eye with blood spurting out* OW! My, eyeee!!! AHHHHHHHH =[

"I'm turning my head, up and down. Turning, turning, turning, turning turnin' arounnddd" VOOSH. *plops onto the ground with a thud* Oooof. There goes my intestine =S

Okay, this post is so crap I should save the last bits of my dignity

*somebody whispers: It's allll gone....*
=[

Psssh.

Oktoberfest

Wooh, I just got back from Oktoberfest! It was really fun. Gosh, the amount of alcohol there would probably fill up 10 Olympic-sized swimming pools! Hmmm, maybe that's an exaggeration but it sure looked that way.
I went there with Me mom and MonMon =D. We got there around 7 and got German food. YUMMEH stuff. Sausage, mash potatoes, some bread thing and saurkraut topped with LOTS of gravy 0=). Mon got the potato salad instead of mash. But it was ALL just so good. We ate everything before looking for drinks

Funny (not really) story. We went over to the stand and asked for iced tea. YAY. Drank it and yeah. It was Long Island Ice Tea. WTH! I didn't know there was gonna be alcohol in it =/. Apparently that place doesn't sell water which is uber weird. Just want everybody to get drunk or something. ANYWAYS, we found bottled water but it was from the Prize Stand. Lol, like we're supposed to win a game and then you'll get that? Water=gold? But yeah the guy sold it to us :D

After that we walked around the place taking picturesss. Everyone there was so merry. Haha. They actually flew in an ahOompah Band from Germany for the music. Crayzehh. But they're good! The woman can yodel really well man! So yeah, me and Mon also bought waffles with apple sauce. It tasted really good! Warm waffles and cold apple sauce with a sprinkling of icing sugar. Heee =D. Oh yeah, and Mon wanted to be all adventurous and tried Jello Shots. Gosh, the weirdest 10 bucks spent. It tasted like jellyfied cough medicine with alcohol -_- Bleughh.
After that they had this Beer-drinking contest on the stage. The guys one was awesome but for the girls', not so. They were so slow and... scared? I donno. The dude who won looked like he could beat ANYBODY to a pulp. BigAss, tattooed guy. Lol.

WE went home at around.. 1030? Yeah, droppped Mon home and I just came back!
Was pretty tiring actually.

That oh-so-medicinal JelloShot

Me and MonMon =D

Aren't those guys so cute? LOL

The Oompah Band

Random people dancing

One of the oompah dudes!

MashPotatoes&Sausage&Sauerkraut&Bread

The Beer-drinking contest (3rd guy from the left won it)

See the Ice Tea =/

The cute lil Gingerbread Cookie!

Kicking Back

Woooohh
Well trials are officially over! Not that there was an announcement made for everybody to know, but there should be eh? Some (most) people just started their trials which is awesome! I have no idea how is it awesome though O.o
Hmm, giving that very last paper to the teacher made me grin =D like an idiot, then I realised and tried acting all cooool. Maybe that didn't happen. 

*walks around with my cool vibe going on* 

YeahYeah, being lame is easier. Less stress, no?
=) =) =) =)

Sho, I celebrated when I got home!
*brings out champagne*
I think I'd just pour it into those long, slim glasses and then. THE END
Champagne doesn't taste that good anyway.
Pfffftt
Was that totally pointless or what?
It's a change from all that USEFUL studying

Me and Mon relaaxxed. Well, we actually watched From Hell, a movie with Johnny Depp =]
It was pretty creepy. It's about Jack the Ripper, except in this story they DO find out and catch the dude. 

After that we just hung about online checking out songs and trying to learn some. I shall (one day) fulfill a request made by Mon to learn HeyHey by Eric Clapton. I’m not sure if she requested… oh well. I want to. Then she was wrapping presents cuz my mum came home with no time to do it. Mon was being all creative and put some little pleat thing. Okay maybe pleat isn’t the word. T’was just this folded…okay. I shall not explain it. Lol, as if my brain is THAT dead.

*someone whispers from unknown location: yeeeaasssss* 

MOVING ON! Then we went to make dinner! Actually that was the whole point of Mon coming. I wanted her to try this Risotto I made. PENANG DOESN’T SELL IT. Total Assification. But, my mum was lucky enough to get a packet from her friend =D. So yeah, it was leftover risotto and ratatouille and we grilled some chicken. Glad Mon liked it. PHEW! 

After dinner plan was to watch The Nanny Diaries. We LOVE that movie so much! It’s so awesome and creative how they did it. That’s what I think anyway.

 Hmmmmm, it was a fun day. Now the weekend is here! Had my first sleep-in after so long waking up early in the morning to study =/. I think I owe my body 20 hours of sleep! But, I’m thinking it’s totally forgotten about it, if that’s possible. Lol.

 

But I know the fun can’t last that long. Have to hit the books once again, but it won’t be as intense. I think it won’t be that bad. I mean, if I’m not revising I’m just wasting the day away with so many unproductive things =P. 

I just realized I haven’t been to the movies in ageeesssss. I’m so left behind with all the new releases, but is there really anything worth getting excited about? 

 

*flips to cinema section of the papers happily*

 

Wow, okay there really ISN’T anything. Like I so want to watch You Don’t Mess With The Zohan huh. Seriously? I can’t believe that is even a movie. What a waste! It’s total retardation to the 10th degree! Maybe 11th? Lol

 I know what I’m behind on; All the shows that I download. I can’t get them though cuz my computer has gone bust. All my music is in there and I can only listen by going on youtube which is uber irritating! Hopefully it gets repaired soon and I shall be one with all my … programs? Hokaayyy. 

Well, I’m off. I think I’ve completed my dose of rambling.

 

 *goes rock-climbing*

 

WEEEEE!!!!

=]

 

 

Jumping Jelly

Poof!
I shall plop onto my beanbag and vegetate there for a bit.
Okay, that's not gonna happen. I can't just sit around do nothing... well not literally cause that'll be pretty scary. Like a statue! Woahhh. *accidentally bangs into hard rock and watches as it falls to it's smashing end*
Oh well, I guess the moral of the story is: Don't vegetate!
Okay, that might not be it, but hello! There ain't no moral if there ain't no story!
Enough spammage
SO, last night I went to The View at Equitorial to celebrate my momma's birthday. I was so excited because the last time I went, they had a chocolate fountain. But, when I walked into the room, NO CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN! =[ Okay, i wasnt that bummed... The food was just so amazing anyway!Started off with the usual bread which tasted so amazing. Soft, warm and herby. Yum. For appetisers they had a buffet. I took tons of salmon and other random-looking foods which tasted awesome regardless!

Mmmm, after that they served Roasted Pumpkin soup which was like zomgbbqwthtotallydelicious! Haha, but i had to refrain myself to save space in me tummy for the main course of course! But they had this cleansing your palet thing and served a sorbet. Not sure what flavour it was but t'was scrumptious.

My Cod finally came. It did not disappoint! Served with herb risotto and red pepper coulis. The combination was WOAH. I tried my bro's and mom's food which was equally wonderful. I ate it slowly to savour every moment (and i was scared I'd get full too fast. So I followed the French way =D).

Dessert time! Had quite a selection. I took ice cream with chocolate sauce(extremely good), tiramisu, brownie-ish cake topped with alot of chocolate, cheeses and some tart thing. I was just so happy eating all those creations. MMMMmm.... *sighs with contentment*

I finished the meal off with a cuppacino and went home feeling so full. But not that really uncomfortable fullness where you feel like dying! It was just nice =D
I can't wait to be the person cooking up all those meals! WEEE!

So today was practically filled with studying interspersed with mannnyyy distractions. LOL.

Nothing much, tomorrow i have the dreaded school! DumDumDum! Okay, it won't be that bad. imma go to MeiMei's after that to bake some cookies =D

I'm off now!
*turns into stone*

THE VIEW


BREAD & BUTTER


At the restaurant


Palet-Cleansing Sorbet


BAKED CHILEAN COD =D

Pretty little caramel structure?


Desserts


Me and me momma

I See Blackhole!

I skipped our ohsoexciting prize-giving day. Not that I won anything. *starts throwing bricks at school. LOL! Just kidding =P, I’m not that strong! *hires bigASS dudes to throw the bricks* Woahhh. Smashing glass is like music! Anyways, that was NOT the point. I didn’t actually have one to begin with but who cares.

A shoutout to Alia’a. HAPPY 17^th man!

Oh ya, it was my mum’s birthday too. I went to look for her present yesterday. At first we went to Midlands and they had absolute crap. Nothing. Zilch! Seriously, that place is so dead I can’t believe people still go there! Well, I actually go there for cheap DVD’s. Hehe. Yesh, innocent citizen sitting here! *halo glows brighter* Bleh, whatever. You guys do it too! Please show me somebody who buys original, and I’ll show you…anti-blackhole cream. HAHA. Trust me, it’s not as random as it sounds. Yeah, after that zombified place, we popped into Gurney for abit. We wanted to get me mum some ornamental thing but evidently, they offer rubbish there! But, looking at the legend/directional thingy we saw Royal Selangor (Awesome) I went there and found a cork popper...whatever you call it. Lol. But couldn’t take it home cuz we wanted to engrave it!

So yeah, at midnight we called me mum up for “mysterious” reasons. Lol, so lame. And presented her with BEAUTIFUL cards. Pretty retarded actually. Lollage. YeapYeap.

Just random cut and pastes

My brother's card is even prettier innit?

The next day, we went to Tesco and had lunch there. From now on I’m never going back to MCD. I donno, the food has become so bleh for some reason. So…BYEBYE! =D *waves arm frantically at the golden arches*

Then…We picked up the preshent in the afternoon, and asked mum to guess what it was based on our AWESOME clue: You have it. But it’s a crap version.

HAHAHAH Woopsiee. But she was happeh with teh pressssentt

The engraving on the cork popper!

This picture looks weird huh?

Besides that…oh! I went to French today and one of my classmates brought some Apple Pie he just baked. It was extremely Yummy. Insanely actually. The best I’ve ever tasted. So I went home all inspired and went on to bake…..POTATO WEDGES! Yeah, so unrelated, I know! It’s all gone now. Me bro ate it all =(. Actually it was for him. So I should be happy =). YAY

I am wasting so much time. I should’ve studied and instead I’m spazzing about doing god knows what O.o. *vows to study hard tomorrow* Hohoho. Maybe Santa will pay me a visit. Just for fun!

Homer's Donut

I would like to eat. Yes...
Anyway, the computer is lagging and the words are coming out a the speed of light when it finally registers that i typed something. It's so movie-like where you see the actors typing things impossibly fast. It's either that, or I'm really slow. Lol
Today i went out to the oh-so-exciting Queens. That place is actually really annoying for some reason. But yeah, a few days before, sharnaz (MeiYen's guy...like she owns him huh?) called asking whether I can go to this surprise party for Mei. So sweet of him =]. Since he said the cake cost him his right kidney, how could i refuse! Yeah, not dramatic at all. Amazingly none of us let it slip that we were planning anything. So skilled =D.

Got there at 12 since he wanted us there early. Apparently he was still somewhere else -_-
Once we went to TGI's, Naz was just sitting there and realised he didn't pick up the cake yet. LOL, the way he does things just made me and jan laugh so much. Around 1 he went to meet Mei. When she came in we all shouted SURPRISE!!! She was pretty shocked we were all there.
We actually planned for the waiter to bring out the cake when she came. But the dude was so incompetent. Came like 5 minutes late and the cake wasn't even lit! Good thing Mei was looking in the other direction and all of us were motioning for him to go back! We started laughing so much but Mei didn't get it. Our excuse was so lameass! We said we saw a cool car; like yeahhh so hilarious eh?
When the guy finally brought it out all lit, they forced mei to sing a song of her choice (she chose PingPong song by Enrique) using a bottle of ketchup as her mike. Lol.
The food I ordered was so good! The name of it was Mushroom, Chicken and Mushrooms. Yeah, WTH??? I thought they made a mistake actually. But apparently that's what it's called. Ngeh, whatever. Came with Cheddar Cheese Mash Potatoes. THE YUMMEYNESS!!! *sighs in satisfaction from thinking of it*
They brought the cake out again after everyone finished eating. It was so good. Ice cream cake from Baskin!

Awesomemestest Day eh?
=D
*dances round and round*

Freely Flaunting Frocks

Woahhh, it's been a month since I last blogged. Lol. So nice of me, i know. Well basically (this will be REALLY basic), i had holidays where I did nothing for one week and went out alot the next week. On the day before school reopened, we went to Jewel's bday partayy. I had a really awesome time. Went canoeing with MonMon out in the vast blue (it wasn't REALLY blue, more like greenish blabla =P) sea. At first we were just circling the same area but after awhile we somehow strayed away from the shore cause we were rowing here and there for more than an hour. Then, Me, Mon, Mei and Vicki got really amused with Jellyfish. ROFLCAKES! We got to shore just before sunset just in time to light up the sandcake. Yeap, it's as appetising as it sounds. Try it some time eyh? *shoves triangular-shaped sand block into your mouth* MUHAHAHA. O.o
Soooo... right! Then we went to the next venue to have the poolside dinner thingy. At that time I hadn't eaten since forever because Me Mon and SarahR were at KDU as Zombie's for a haunted house thing. LOL. That was fun =D. Before eating, we had to change into dressies and whatever. It was pretty insane having 20 girls in a teeny bathroom/toilet thing. Good day =]

Hmm, two weeks of school after that just involved us getting marks and wasting time in class because teacher's didn't wanna come in =/. Vicki now wants to strangle 4 teachers! LOL.

The week for Prom, I went to look at contacts. Yeah, how insane am I? Wanting to buy a whole set of contacts just for PROM! Don't worreh, everyone was wearing it. Hehe. I'm not so weird after all! ( I don't feel better at all O.o).
Anywaysss, on Friday (20th June), I went to Dorsett to watch a series of plays. Mumxxorz wanted me and bro to go. She was in two plays ( I helped her rehearse!!! Okay, end of "modest" moment). Twas pretty good, especially the first one cause it was a comedy. My mum was the best actress there!!! No, I'm not just saying that. GRRR. Played a really Dotty character. LOLLAGE. Giant ass wigs and stuff.

When I go home, I was planning on sleeping early so I won't be tired and stuff for the next day. THAT totally backfired cuz I went ot bed at 4 30 AM. HAHA! Smartness. But the assy thing was I woke up at 10. The only time that I give my body TONS of time to sleep, it doesn't take it. WHAT is THAT about??? Yeah, I should control my self. =P

Around 4 PM on Saturday, Vicki's Mum picked me up. We were only on the road for like 4 minutes when I realised I forgot my ticket. Genius, yeah? Embarrassing moment actually. Mon gave me this look...it's indescribable really. Lol. Then... we checked into City Bayview Hotel. We got ready. Mon helped with me hair which was curled. I think it uncurled itself throughout the night but whatever! I was putting on a wee bit of make up when Yas came! It was so good seeing her again. We talked for abit. Spazzy conversation but that's what we do! After she left Jan came by and her mum took us to E&O which is just one minute away. How retarded is that. We just didn't wanna sweat. =P. When we arrived, WOAH I saw all these beautiful dresses, everybody looked so good! WE spent like an hour just taking pictures out in the Garden and with the view of the sea and stuff. We finally went in the Ballroom and it began (oh yeah, mon lost her ticket! Apparently it flew away in the wind. LOL!!! Okay it wasn't that funny but you know, it was! =P). Was pretty good.
Highlights: I won iPod Shuffle in the lucky draw! ( I wasn't as excited as the other people on my table. Lol. Especially Mon. Wanted me to give the thing to her. HAH! not happening O=])
Mei Yen won Belle of the Night. But, she deserved it. Being gorgeous with her dress and hair and everything =]. We (alot of Kai) were cheering her on while she modeled her Dragonfruit. HAHA!
That night we hung out at UPR and got back to the hotel at around 2. We stayed up till 5 in the morning just getting spazzy really. Were taking pictures at 430 when the manager suddenly came knocking on our door. LOL! Guess we were too noisy =P. But he finally went away cuz we just stayed quiet (Cept Kai and Mei who were just giggling insanely! Lol)
Next morning awoke at 8. Definitely not enough sleep. We checked out and went to Gurney and had lunch at Manila's. My pasta thingy was pretty good! Went home at 2. well not really. I went to Tesco. Me and my mum got amused just comparing prices between the Tesco products and normal ones. We save so much! Yeah, I know what you're thinking: LIKE HELLO?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING? =P

When I finally got home I crashed on the couch till dinner time where I ate and went back to sleep. I woke up the next morning and my bus just came. HAH! I didn't panic at all really. Just stared at my brother when he told/woke me with a b l a n k expression. Oh welll. Good thing my bro has turned nocturnal (only sleeping at 8 in the morning O.o crazyyyy) so he took me to school. I was still Zombiefied though. Assembly was terrible since they got this guy to give a talk on something or another (I only heard 1 or 2 words before I fell asleep). I had no idea what was up with the whole school because they were cheering over the smallestASS thing ie. somebody getting a post in some Ko-op club. WOAHHH SO Amazing? Pshhh. okay that's kinda evil, but cmon, it's headache inducing. They get excited over the weirdest things. Me and Mon were kinda pissed.

I have sorta recovered from all that lack of sleep. But oh well! It was really awesome and I had so much FUN!

For my last words,

ZOMGBBQPIZZA!!!!111!!1!!!!1111!!

Groovy Grins Infecting Your Mind

Exams are over baby!!!
*jumps around room frantically*
That was one annoying ass waste of time. Not saying that exams are annoying but, okay scratch that. They are UBER assy.
Though they were done for on Thursday, I only feel free today. After exam activities were just taken up by Interact project thingamajiggy. It was fun though. Was with Jan, Mon, Kai, MeiYen and Weena for 3 days straight. Was crazyy. In between researching Spain we watched The American Idol Finale! David Cook won. Okay didn't even have to say that, who DOESN'T know? I think I was temporarily deafened by Mon, Kai and Jan's screams! Gosh, insane. Lol. They weren't very happy with it. I was actually shocked too cause David A. seemed like he was the one to win. Oh well, I don't really mind either way. I love the COOK! =D And I'm not just saying that because his name has "cook", really. That would be pretty weird. There's actually another DC; Dane Cook. He's really funny. But I have to say, some of his movie choices are questionable. Good Luck Chuck was just a series of O.o moments.

MOVING ON, I'm pretty proud of our work (presentation on Spain) considering we did it within 2 days (for exact time, ask Mei. She was calculating it yesterday. Lol!) We also did a dance. Kai and Mei looked so awesome dancing the ballet-ish ballroom dancing thing to An Evening In Roma. That song is so happy!‼ Me and Jan came out dancing like spazzomaniacs to Dimelo (Spanish version of Enrique's Do You Know). I shall post a vid of the dance that inspired ours (more like a rip off but yeahh). It was pretty fun, even though it was only for 20 seconds Lol

We only ripped the parts leading up to the 25th second =P

So holidays are now! I've spent my day watching loads of OTH episodes and downloading a million songs. I've been so left out! Still running towards the music. I have 4 epis of Gossip Girl waiting for me =D. Exciting stuff!

Oh, I finally downloaded Kate Voegele's songs. Gosh her voice is so amazing! Found her on OTH. I'm really liking the video they made of the song Only Fooling Myself. It's pretty amusing actually.

I’m kinda scared the novelty of these holidays are gonna fade extremely fast. It’s always like that, for me that is. Before you know it, everyday feels like a repeat of yesterday. We’ll just be floating about, and when school starts we feel BLEH. So, we must be productive! I’ll get off my butt to do proper things, ie listening to songs? Okay. Lol that’s not a good start. Hmmm, I should be doing my French. I feel so behind during classes cause I skipped quite a few of em’. Had weddings to attend and exams to study for. *contemplates what to do* *puts finger on chin to look wise* Haha. That’ll just be retarded! Imagine everyone did that. During exams you look around at everyone with a finger on their chin thinking hard while stroking their imaginary beards. AHA! *takes a picture*

Okay, that’s about it I think. *looks around beach for things to talk about* Asif I’m on a beach!

This is it

KABOOSH!

Flying Mice

Yo readers! (Yes, I AM implying I have a hugeASS fan base. Lol) It’s been ages since I last blogged, I can barely remember how to do it. Think: Caveman suddenly finds iPod! *scratches head for 10 minutes* *suddenly starts jumping around maniacally while making strange noises and clapping hands in an awkward manner* Bring out the club! Okay. So, maybe I haven’t stooped down to that level of stupidity. But isn’t it just awesome making fun of our less intellectual Neanderthal from 3000 years or so ago? I think so! Makes me feel smart and neat. Neat? Lol. wrong choice of word. Such a dork! Moving on from my apparent neatness, we are smackkkk (imagine the ckkkk part said with lots of phlegm in me throat) in the middle of Mid-year exams. AHHH!!! Save me from being splattered all over the wall of exams! Everyone is there. So we won’t exactly be “hanging” out. Sticking out? Ever wondered why they say hang out? I mean is there any action involving the oh so wonderful hang? “Let’s hang, buddy!” “Alrighty then!” *loops rope around neck*. No? English is bizarre. Those cavemen had it good with their grunts. Ahhh, the simple life. *starts reminiscing* As if I’m in the old folks home or something. Moving on, yeah. I hate my school. Mostly we just have mutual feelings of neutralness towards each other but now I just HATE it. Well, actually I just don’t like the people in charge. They’re ruining our lives (readers: wow, original line you have there!). They’re pushing our Friday exams to next weeks Thursday. Just cause the principal can’t attend the original: Friday of last week of school. Lameass! Yeah, yeah. Life sucks and then you die. Very uncynical of me, no?

In other news: a fly was found buzzing around before suddenly dropping to his untimely demise. Cause of death remains unknown as the mortuary guy is on a vacation in the toilet!

Flies nowadays, how lazy can they get?

I just realised (NOT!) that I just wrote a whole load of rubbish. However, there is quite a high demand for rubbish. So, what people want is what people get. Aren’t you just so blessed to be in my presence (even though I’m nowhere near being present in your house, or wherever you are) *pops up in Monica’s room* BLUAHAHAHA! *Mon does her fake laugh she just developed a few days ago* =P.

Well, I should be off to bed *grabs broom and kicks off* *bangs head on ceiling* =(

So much for that! GRRR. Damn those ceilings. Alwighty. Au revoir my lil ones! *skips off to the Magical Plains of Flying Mice

Edge Of A Crushed Circle

Ola my friendly readers! If you aren’t friendly, well that’s your problem innit? So, what have I been doing this week. Nothing. Jeez I just realized that. I’m depressed now. I’ll join all you unfriendly people. Death to them nice/kind/gracious/all the synonyms out there. BLUAHAHA! *brings a burning torch and a spear and every pain-inflicting weapon possible*

OH, there was this ONE exciting thing that I did.*cleans evil thoughts with Windex*. I Started me French lessons at the Alliance Française on Wednesday. My teacher is French but can speak practically zero English. So try imagining me with a confused look….for 2 hours. Lol. Okay that’s exaggerating it abit but I guess it’s a good thing cuz I’m forced to pick up the dictionary every two seconds. Then at school I was teaching Mon and Vicki how to have the whole “Hey, how are you?” type of conversation in Frenchhhh. WEEE. Now they repeat it constantly…Yayy…=P.

Hmm I’m eating mango now. It’s my third one today! Kinda scary, I know. I just realized I eat SO fricking much whenever I go to me Dad’s place, it’s insane! Had the most yummeh fish curry for lunch, then some mango, then some weird Turkey-made fig thingamajiggy, then tea with that kuih (I don’t know the name! But, you know the mooncake, the brown part on the outside. Yeah! That thing except it’s a ball of it. Okayyy enough elaboration on that huh?), then some steamed sweet sticky brown stuff dipped in coconut shaving thingy(aliterasi! Repetition of “s”.Lol. END of dorky moment) then I blew up into nothingness <<Oreo’s and a whole lotta other cream-ish and chocolate-ish things. Mmmmm.

Let’s all review restaurants and be HAPPY forever! WootWoot. =D

DRUNKEN BEANS

Oh, snap! *falls into pool of green liquid with a hint of red* Actually, I just wanted to say SNAP! Why? Because I can. DUH! Yes, after a million years (20 days) I am updating! I will not take the blame I tell ya! All my comps were down. No, I’m serious. One had this freakishly annoying tendency to freeze every 5 minutes (if you’re lucky, 10), the other was stuck in an eternal “no starting or going to the startup page but just goes round and round, never turning into the frickin road (even though it’s a huge road)!” loop of DOOM! Okay, so now it’s back and everything’s good!

So yeah, that day I went to see Priceless (French with subbies) at the Alliance Francaise. Subbies is such a great word innit! ANYWAYS, it was an awesome movie. You have to go watch it people! The French really know how to make em’ funneh =D. I think I’ll go there every other week to catch their movies. Imma start learning French which will be awesome! Though I think I’d sound like an idiot saying voo ve vaaaa. You can so imagine the woman smoking that longASS cigarette with a short bob and red lipstick sitting in a high class café crossing her legs and leaning back. RIGHT??? Clichéd, I know.

Yesterday was so insanely unfair! During recess (since it was first recess, I didn’t get to hang with the whole gang) me and Alia’a were sitting near Wallace the smallASS Whale and talking about our future Peanut Butter Company. OMG, the products we came up with involving the peanut butterness was so I-don’t-care-if-I-get-diabetes/obese-I-want-ten-tons-of-PB-NOW inducing. I can just die. Literally! *dies* ----------/\/\--/\/\/\/\--- that’s my heart beating again! Thank you kind keyboard =]. At least SOME people are good to me! I’m saying that asif somebody out there was cruel, but for the fun of it, let’s say there is! See what you did to me??? You ruined my life. Are you HAPPY now? You psycho.

Moving on from that weird outburst, I’m supposed to be getting ready to go out! Today we’re gonna celebrate MonMon’s birthday. VERY belated, I know. Better than nothing yeah. Toodles everybody *waves by just flapping four fingers up and down in the fakest way possible (I’m wearing white gloves too!)*

COSMIC --An Ode to Homer Simpson--

9^th March

Currently: sitting at the dining room table drinking chrysanthemum tea while listening to songs. =]

We just finished our ASS mid term exams on Friday. We might as well have em twice a year (was gonna say never but let’s not push it!). C’mon teachers! I know you’re out there… reading my blog? Woah, bad thoughts right? Teacher’s are almost a whole other species if organism don’t you think? Even if we suddenly see them walking around in the malls, we’re all “Omg, What in the name of *insert name of choice* is she doing here??”, as if they are supposed to stay at home to plan their next way to make our lives more awkward and miserable. Yeah, I know, such an understatement!

Moving on, yesterday was pretty awesome. Mon came over so we could go Relay For Life together later. We were in the room singing “Vampire” with our superior singing skills (so skilled that David Archuleta is so amazed. Lollage!) All the songs from Juno are great. It’s sorta unconventional lyrics-wise but that’s the best part. Anyways, we went down to watch American Gangster with me mum and bro. That show had a good story but it was seriously dragged out (3 hours!) beyond belief. Seriously, you can practically see the shreds of that movie all over the road due to over-dragging, flying away into the black abyss of depression. Well maybe that’s exaggerating it a tad (why not john or ben eyh? “Stop asking stupid questions carol!” *whimpers and goes walking into the sunset hoping to find john or ben*) bit. When the oh-so-scrumptious pizza came, Mon took a piece and put a lil’ chocette on it. I was giving her such a ‘are you insane’ look and she just looked at me all innocently trying to convince me that it’s yummeh. It actually has an…interesting taste I think. Sorta weird. Half way through the movie, everything got so dark and rain was pouring down like CRAZILY. I think even cats and dogs can’t compete with those… zebras? Lol. Was kinda worried about how we’re gonna go to Relay like that but Jan texted “I don’t care about weather! It’s for charity man!”. Motivational huh?

At 6 ish, we got there and I was wearing purple sweat pants. Guess what? The shirt was PURPLE! I was gonna look like a big aubergine with legs 0.o. When we got changed we went to stand by the barrier surrounding the whole “relaying” area. The cheerleaders were supposed to perform in the middle and it was already drizzling a wee bit. Malaysians (the VIP) being their late-self caused a hold up and was giving some boring (I didn’t actually listen) speech while we stood in the rain. To entertain ourselves, Mon, Sarah and I started breathing in helium from the balloons. We sounded so squeakily annoying. Lol. After their performance they let everyone start relaying (supposed to walk round and round from 6pm-10am). We only did it for 3. Me and Sarah walked together most of the time and she actually told me about a whole movie, Death at A Funeral. I wanna watch it! British humorous movie, man. What’s not to like? Oh yeah, we had a break in between to go and grab some food. They had a lot of stuff! I bought cinnamon and banana rolls (only cause the woman seemed so nice and spazzy, just the way we like. Lol) which were super yum! Got this tomyam fried rice too. Good stuff baby! Continued walking and went home at around 1030. My shoes and the lower part of me pants were totally muddified!!! My fam were just so intent on seeing the results for the election online. “hi, mum!” * she stares at screen* “Muuummmm…?” *finally looks at me…”hmm?” goes back to staring at screen*. Feeling the love! Lol. It was pretty funny actually. Hokay, that was the end of my exciting day =D.

Bearclaw

29^th Feb (Friday)

Sports Day baby! After a lot of coaxing on Jan and Mon’s part, I finally agreed to go. I was thinking of being all goody-goody and stay home to study. But logically, who in their right mind can study for 12 hours in a day. PSYCHO’s out there, please go away! *whimpers with fear…(fakely of course)*. Anyways, being a blog, I should actually TELL you what happened yea? Well, er, Mon picked me up and I gave her that Mars Bars-y cornflakes-y thingmajiggum. Except it wasn’t Mars but Snickers. I went to TWO shops and they were out of Mars. Like what kind of business are they trying to run huh??! Being all MarsBar-less. They will fail. Bluahahah! FYI, the shops concerned are E-Mart and Caltex. So chances of them failing are like ZERO! Sad innit? My hopes and dreams of having shops in their state of non-MarsBarness close down are crushed! Moving on (hey you guys in the back, I said we’re moving on! Pack up your lil’ picnic. Waddya think this is, some sort of sunny day in the park theme? People nowadays…. So unreliable. TskTsk) when we got there, Mon and Kai spent like 20minutes squealing about David Archuleta! See the weirdness I have to put up with. They should be thankful I’m still sticking around! Kidding =P. It started raining! So we had to move to the grand stand and set up our lil’ corner…which is not actually a corner. It’s like in the middle and stuff. But corner sounds wayyyy cooler. Look, ‘Lil Corner’ or ‘Lil Middle of Stand Area’. AHA, undeniable that “corner” wins! So, yeah. Weena came with a cooler full of drinks and brought Ruffles (woah the yummyness =D). It was till raining but people were still running. I was all “Awwww. Go school spirit”. Actually I’m lying, I didn’t think that. But I still cheered! Give me SOME credit! Ooh, to make monehh, Vanessa (Cavell’s Pres) gave us those coloured hair sprays to sell. As in one strip of pink for 50 sen. I became the test subject . Before I knew it, everyone was walking around all pinkeh. Weee! It was a fun day.

2^nd March

I was so ready to put 31^st Feb, then I realized. Lol. Funny innit? I mean of all the months to choose to have 28 days (cept the leap year) why February? Seriously! So today I woke up at 6 30 after like 5 hours of sleep cause Jan was gonna come and take me to Youth Park for Walk For A Change. The name says it all really. Around 500 people came! Woot Wooot! We did aerobics to stretch them muscles. At the starting line, me Jan and Weena were like standing in front of everyone cause we want to lead! Feel the enthusiasm oozing??! Lol. It was good =). Think we walked 3km or sumtin (holding some orange balloon. We looked funneh!) People from the back were all catching up and I felt the pressure!!! Actually I didn’t because winners don’t get any prizes. Lol. Whatever it is, Weena is so frickin fast. Me and Jan were like WTH! So anyways, when this Datuk dude finally crossed the finish line, we all gathered to release our balloons. Let me tell you, once they’re super high up in the air, it just looks like some disgusting alien-produced disease was invading the earth. SICK!

Where the heck do the balloons go? Float into the black abyss of space forever or what? Maybe they all pop and land on someone’s head O.O

OH, then we went down to the stage area and they had some lucky draws/performances/speeches. I won a RM200 Speedy thing.It was just 4CD’s. I don’t listen to ANY of them. I should just give it away to someone else. T-Pain’s new album, anyone? It’s FREE. Performance-wise, there was this awesome duo!!! The girl singing playing the bongo-ish drums (just two) and the dude playing acoustic guitar. Gosh the girl’s voice is like WOAH. We got dragged up by the host to go and clap/dance on stage cause the crowd was as lively as a sloth who was in a coma! Jeez man, some Penang people are so lame. Grrr. FlyFM crew came too. One of the guys is so crazy. Really fun tho. He can do that really deep cinema advert voice. Oohlala! =D. A whole load of lucky draws later, the thing ended (Jan and Weena were annoyed they didn’t get the RM500 Bobbi Brown thingo). Now I’m sitting here, eating leftover CNY cookies. YUM! I should stop before my stomach stores it permanently! Imagine if I turned 90 and it’s still there. Lol. Yeah. I should actually get back to studying my History. I think it’s getting lonely there! *looks over at book to see that loveletters are lying on top of it* Guess not?

Bearclaws look yum!

Anthony Hopkins

It’s now one in the morning. Such perfect timing to start my official blog eyh? I’m skipping school tomorrow –which is technically in 5 hours--so it’s all good =D. No, I am not going on an amazing adventure with a machete in one hand trying to fend off hugeASS blood-sucking demonic mosquitoes. But thinking it over, for me to actually kill a mosquito –cutting it in half or quarters or just microscopic bits and pieces—with a blade is TOO impossible. That is why, ladies and gentlemen, I have finally invented the tiniestASS machete the world has ever seen. It’s this small small machete EXACTLY! You can’t even see it with the naked eye (yes, you can). “SO, how are you supposed to hold it?!” you ask? Well, I’m not very sure. Years of work put into making that machete’s wasted I guess *shrugs indifferently*. In that whole mess of a story, there is a point I was trying to make. Obviously it wasn’t that important anyways!

I’m feeling pretteh hungreh rite now. Thoughts of past dinners are flooding my mind and driving me insane. Even just now at 11 o clock I wanted to cook! Had a sudden urge but couldn’t act on it because of the lack of ingredients. So I did the cooking in my head and got even more depressed as I sat on the bed, staring at the lifeless—and not to mention tasteless – chemistry book. *gives an “OMG it’s the end of the world as we know it” look*. I just realized I have a couple of issues huh? Well, who doesn’t! Issues are what make people interesting. If not, you’re just some overly happy, oh-I-think-my-life-is-so-awesome, optimistic person. Am I sounding too cynical here? Moving on!

Let me enlighten you with a fun anecdote =D. I was just on my mum’s bed this afternoon doodling in my book while she was getting ready to go out.

5:30 pm

-- Mom: Caroline, where has my watch gone to? Have you seen it. One minute it’s here the next minute it’s gone. Untraceable forever. *looks around room confused* Me: Nope! *in such a perky tone*

6:00 pm

– Looks up at mum cause she said something. Mom: Hey, look! I’m wearing my watch no! When did that happen? Me: *long silence with me looking at my mum as if she grew an extra eye* MUM?! WTH. You didn’t even know when you found it and put it on??? Mom: *smiles shamefully and walks away from me* Me: *laughs uncontrollably*

That SERIOUSLY happened. Random, I know. The moral of the story is: Be AWARE!

It’s getting rrreeeaaalllyyy late now. I better get my beauty sleep. It will beautify me! How awesome is that people? Yeah. SURE