It’s now one in the morning. Such perfect timing to start my official blog eyh? I’m skipping school tomorrow –which is technically in 5 hours--so it’s all good =D. No, I am not going on an amazing adventure with a machete in one hand trying to fend off hugeASS blood-sucking demonic mosquitoes. But thinking it over, for me to actually kill a mosquito –cutting it in half or quarters or just microscopic bits and pieces—with a blade is TOO impossible. That is why, ladies and gentlemen, I have finally invented the tiniestASS machete the world has ever seen. It’s this small small machete EXACTLY! You can’t even see it with the naked eye (yes, you can). “SO, how are you supposed to hold it?!” you ask? Well, I’m not very sure. Years of work put into making that machete’s wasted I guess *shrugs indifferently*. In that whole mess of a story, there is a point I was trying to make. Obviously it wasn’t that important anyways!
I’m feeling pretteh hungreh rite now. Thoughts of past dinners are flooding my mind and driving me insane. Even just now at 11 o clock I wanted to cook! Had a sudden urge but couldn’t act on it because of the lack of ingredients. So I did the cooking in my head and got even more depressed as I sat on the bed, staring at the lifeless—and not to mention tasteless – chemistry book. *gives an “OMG it’s the end of the world as we know it” look*. I just realized I have a couple of issues huh? Well, who doesn’t! Issues are what make people interesting. If not, you’re just some overly happy, oh-I-think-my-life-is-so-awesome, optimistic person. Am I sounding too cynical here? Moving on!
Let me enlighten you with a fun anecdote =D. I was just on my mum’s bed this afternoon doodling in my book while she was getting ready to go out.
5:30 pm
-- Mom: Caroline, where has my watch gone to? Have you seen it. One minute it’s here the next minute it’s gone. Untraceable forever. *looks around room confused* Me: Nope! *in such a perky tone*
6:00 pm
– Looks up at mum cause she said something. Mom: Hey, look! I’m wearing my watch no! When did that happen? Me: *long silence with me looking at my mum as if she grew an extra eye* MUM?! WTH. You didn’t even know when you found it and put it on??? Mom: *smiles shamefully and walks away from me* Me: *laughs uncontrollably*
That SERIOUSLY happened. Random, I know. The moral of the story is: Be AWARE!
It’s getting rrreeeaaalllyyy late now. I better get my beauty sleep. It will beautify me! How awesome is that people? Yeah. SURE
