Groovy Grins Infecting Your Mind

Exams are over baby!!!
*jumps around room frantically*
That was one annoying ass waste of time. Not saying that exams are annoying but, okay scratch that. They are UBER assy.
Though they were done for on Thursday, I only feel free today. After exam activities were just taken up by Interact project thingamajiggy. It was fun though. Was with Jan, Mon, Kai, MeiYen and Weena for 3 days straight. Was crazyy. In between researching Spain we watched The American Idol Finale! David Cook won. Okay didn't even have to say that, who DOESN'T know? I think I was temporarily deafened by Mon, Kai and Jan's screams! Gosh, insane. Lol. They weren't very happy with it. I was actually shocked too cause David A. seemed like he was the one to win. Oh well, I don't really mind either way. I love the COOK! =D And I'm not just saying that because his name has "cook", really. That would be pretty weird. There's actually another DC; Dane Cook. He's really funny. But I have to say, some of his movie choices are questionable. Good Luck Chuck was just a series of O.o moments.

MOVING ON, I'm pretty proud of our work (presentation on Spain) considering we did it within 2 days (for exact time, ask Mei. She was calculating it yesterday. Lol!) We also did a dance. Kai and Mei looked so awesome dancing the ballet-ish ballroom dancing thing to An Evening In Roma. That song is so happy!‼ Me and Jan came out dancing like spazzomaniacs to Dimelo (Spanish version of Enrique's Do You Know). I shall post a vid of the dance that inspired ours (more like a rip off but yeahh). It was pretty fun, even though it was only for 20 seconds Lol

We only ripped the parts leading up to the 25th second =P

So holidays are now! I've spent my day watching loads of OTH episodes and downloading a million songs. I've been so left out! Still running towards the music. I have 4 epis of Gossip Girl waiting for me =D. Exciting stuff!

Oh, I finally downloaded Kate Voegele's songs. Gosh her voice is so amazing! Found her on OTH. I'm really liking the video they made of the song Only Fooling Myself. It's pretty amusing actually.

I’m kinda scared the novelty of these holidays are gonna fade extremely fast. It’s always like that, for me that is. Before you know it, everyday feels like a repeat of yesterday. We’ll just be floating about, and when school starts we feel BLEH. So, we must be productive! I’ll get off my butt to do proper things, ie listening to songs? Okay. Lol that’s not a good start. Hmmm, I should be doing my French. I feel so behind during classes cause I skipped quite a few of em’. Had weddings to attend and exams to study for. *contemplates what to do* *puts finger on chin to look wise* Haha. That’ll just be retarded! Imagine everyone did that. During exams you look around at everyone with a finger on their chin thinking hard while stroking their imaginary beards. AHA! *takes a picture*

Okay, that’s about it I think. *looks around beach for things to talk about* Asif I’m on a beach!

This is it

KABOOSH!

Flying Mice

Yo readers! (Yes, I AM implying I have a hugeASS fan base. Lol) It’s been ages since I last blogged, I can barely remember how to do it. Think: Caveman suddenly finds iPod! *scratches head for 10 minutes* *suddenly starts jumping around maniacally while making strange noises and clapping hands in an awkward manner* Bring out the club! Okay. So, maybe I haven’t stooped down to that level of stupidity. But isn’t it just awesome making fun of our less intellectual Neanderthal from 3000 years or so ago? I think so! Makes me feel smart and neat. Neat? Lol. wrong choice of word. Such a dork! Moving on from my apparent neatness, we are smackkkk (imagine the ckkkk part said with lots of phlegm in me throat) in the middle of Mid-year exams. AHHH!!! Save me from being splattered all over the wall of exams! Everyone is there. So we won’t exactly be “hanging” out. Sticking out? Ever wondered why they say hang out? I mean is there any action involving the oh so wonderful hang? “Let’s hang, buddy!” “Alrighty then!” *loops rope around neck*. No? English is bizarre. Those cavemen had it good with their grunts. Ahhh, the simple life. *starts reminiscing* As if I’m in the old folks home or something. Moving on, yeah. I hate my school. Mostly we just have mutual feelings of neutralness towards each other but now I just HATE it. Well, actually I just don’t like the people in charge. They’re ruining our lives (readers: wow, original line you have there!). They’re pushing our Friday exams to next weeks Thursday. Just cause the principal can’t attend the original: Friday of last week of school. Lameass! Yeah, yeah. Life sucks and then you die. Very uncynical of me, no?

In other news: a fly was found buzzing around before suddenly dropping to his untimely demise. Cause of death remains unknown as the mortuary guy is on a vacation in the toilet!

Flies nowadays, how lazy can they get?

I just realised (NOT!) that I just wrote a whole load of rubbish. However, there is quite a high demand for rubbish. So, what people want is what people get. Aren’t you just so blessed to be in my presence (even though I’m nowhere near being present in your house, or wherever you are) *pops up in Monica’s room* BLUAHAHAHA! *Mon does her fake laugh she just developed a few days ago* =P.

Well, I should be off to bed *grabs broom and kicks off* *bangs head on ceiling* =(

So much for that! GRRR. Damn those ceilings. Alwighty. Au revoir my lil ones! *skips off to the Magical Plains of Flying Mice

Edge Of A Crushed Circle

Ola my friendly readers! If you aren’t friendly, well that’s your problem innit? So, what have I been doing this week. Nothing. Jeez I just realized that. I’m depressed now. I’ll join all you unfriendly people. Death to them nice/kind/gracious/all the synonyms out there. BLUAHAHA! *brings a burning torch and a spear and every pain-inflicting weapon possible*

OH, there was this ONE exciting thing that I did.*cleans evil thoughts with Windex*. I Started me French lessons at the Alliance Française on Wednesday. My teacher is French but can speak practically zero English. So try imagining me with a confused look….for 2 hours. Lol. Okay that’s exaggerating it abit but I guess it’s a good thing cuz I’m forced to pick up the dictionary every two seconds. Then at school I was teaching Mon and Vicki how to have the whole “Hey, how are you?” type of conversation in Frenchhhh. WEEE. Now they repeat it constantly…Yayy…=P.

Hmm I’m eating mango now. It’s my third one today! Kinda scary, I know. I just realized I eat SO fricking much whenever I go to me Dad’s place, it’s insane! Had the most yummeh fish curry for lunch, then some mango, then some weird Turkey-made fig thingamajiggy, then tea with that kuih (I don’t know the name! But, you know the mooncake, the brown part on the outside. Yeah! That thing except it’s a ball of it. Okayyy enough elaboration on that huh?), then some steamed sweet sticky brown stuff dipped in coconut shaving thingy(aliterasi! Repetition of “s”.Lol. END of dorky moment) then I blew up into nothingness <<Oreo’s and a whole lotta other cream-ish and chocolate-ish things. Mmmmm.

Let’s all review restaurants and be HAPPY forever! WootWoot. =D

DRUNKEN BEANS

Oh, snap! *falls into pool of green liquid with a hint of red* Actually, I just wanted to say SNAP! Why? Because I can. DUH! Yes, after a million years (20 days) I am updating! I will not take the blame I tell ya! All my comps were down. No, I’m serious. One had this freakishly annoying tendency to freeze every 5 minutes (if you’re lucky, 10), the other was stuck in an eternal “no starting or going to the startup page but just goes round and round, never turning into the frickin road (even though it’s a huge road)!” loop of DOOM! Okay, so now it’s back and everything’s good!

So yeah, that day I went to see Priceless (French with subbies) at the Alliance Francaise. Subbies is such a great word innit! ANYWAYS, it was an awesome movie. You have to go watch it people! The French really know how to make em’ funneh =D. I think I’ll go there every other week to catch their movies. Imma start learning French which will be awesome! Though I think I’d sound like an idiot saying voo ve vaaaa. You can so imagine the woman smoking that longASS cigarette with a short bob and red lipstick sitting in a high class café crossing her legs and leaning back. RIGHT??? Clichéd, I know.

Yesterday was so insanely unfair! During recess (since it was first recess, I didn’t get to hang with the whole gang) me and Alia’a were sitting near Wallace the smallASS Whale and talking about our future Peanut Butter Company. OMG, the products we came up with involving the peanut butterness was so I-don’t-care-if-I-get-diabetes/obese-I-want-ten-tons-of-PB-NOW inducing. I can just die. Literally! *dies* ----------/\/\--/\/\/\/\--- that’s my heart beating again! Thank you kind keyboard =]. At least SOME people are good to me! I’m saying that asif somebody out there was cruel, but for the fun of it, let’s say there is! See what you did to me??? You ruined my life. Are you HAPPY now? You psycho.

Moving on from that weird outburst, I’m supposed to be getting ready to go out! Today we’re gonna celebrate MonMon’s birthday. VERY belated, I know. Better than nothing yeah. Toodles everybody *waves by just flapping four fingers up and down in the fakest way possible (I’m wearing white gloves too!)*

COSMIC --An Ode to Homer Simpson--

9^th March

Currently: sitting at the dining room table drinking chrysanthemum tea while listening to songs. =]

We just finished our ASS mid term exams on Friday. We might as well have em twice a year (was gonna say never but let’s not push it!). C’mon teachers! I know you’re out there… reading my blog? Woah, bad thoughts right? Teacher’s are almost a whole other species if organism don’t you think? Even if we suddenly see them walking around in the malls, we’re all “Omg, What in the name of *insert name of choice* is she doing here??”, as if they are supposed to stay at home to plan their next way to make our lives more awkward and miserable. Yeah, I know, such an understatement!

Moving on, yesterday was pretty awesome. Mon came over so we could go Relay For Life together later. We were in the room singing “Vampire” with our superior singing skills (so skilled that David Archuleta is so amazed. Lollage!) All the songs from Juno are great. It’s sorta unconventional lyrics-wise but that’s the best part. Anyways, we went down to watch American Gangster with me mum and bro. That show had a good story but it was seriously dragged out (3 hours!) beyond belief. Seriously, you can practically see the shreds of that movie all over the road due to over-dragging, flying away into the black abyss of depression. Well maybe that’s exaggerating it a tad (why not john or ben eyh? “Stop asking stupid questions carol!” *whimpers and goes walking into the sunset hoping to find john or ben*) bit. When the oh-so-scrumptious pizza came, Mon took a piece and put a lil’ chocette on it. I was giving her such a ‘are you insane’ look and she just looked at me all innocently trying to convince me that it’s yummeh. It actually has an…interesting taste I think. Sorta weird. Half way through the movie, everything got so dark and rain was pouring down like CRAZILY. I think even cats and dogs can’t compete with those… zebras? Lol. Was kinda worried about how we’re gonna go to Relay like that but Jan texted “I don’t care about weather! It’s for charity man!”. Motivational huh?

At 6 ish, we got there and I was wearing purple sweat pants. Guess what? The shirt was PURPLE! I was gonna look like a big aubergine with legs 0.o. When we got changed we went to stand by the barrier surrounding the whole “relaying” area. The cheerleaders were supposed to perform in the middle and it was already drizzling a wee bit. Malaysians (the VIP) being their late-self caused a hold up and was giving some boring (I didn’t actually listen) speech while we stood in the rain. To entertain ourselves, Mon, Sarah and I started breathing in helium from the balloons. We sounded so squeakily annoying. Lol. After their performance they let everyone start relaying (supposed to walk round and round from 6pm-10am). We only did it for 3. Me and Sarah walked together most of the time and she actually told me about a whole movie, Death at A Funeral. I wanna watch it! British humorous movie, man. What’s not to like? Oh yeah, we had a break in between to go and grab some food. They had a lot of stuff! I bought cinnamon and banana rolls (only cause the woman seemed so nice and spazzy, just the way we like. Lol) which were super yum! Got this tomyam fried rice too. Good stuff baby! Continued walking and went home at around 1030. My shoes and the lower part of me pants were totally muddified!!! My fam were just so intent on seeing the results for the election online. “hi, mum!” * she stares at screen* “Muuummmm…?” *finally looks at me…”hmm?” goes back to staring at screen*. Feeling the love! Lol. It was pretty funny actually. Hokay, that was the end of my exciting day =D.

Bearclaw

29^th Feb (Friday)

Sports Day baby! After a lot of coaxing on Jan and Mon’s part, I finally agreed to go. I was thinking of being all goody-goody and stay home to study. But logically, who in their right mind can study for 12 hours in a day. PSYCHO’s out there, please go away! *whimpers with fear…(fakely of course)*. Anyways, being a blog, I should actually TELL you what happened yea? Well, er, Mon picked me up and I gave her that Mars Bars-y cornflakes-y thingmajiggum. Except it wasn’t Mars but Snickers. I went to TWO shops and they were out of Mars. Like what kind of business are they trying to run huh??! Being all MarsBar-less. They will fail. Bluahahah! FYI, the shops concerned are E-Mart and Caltex. So chances of them failing are like ZERO! Sad innit? My hopes and dreams of having shops in their state of non-MarsBarness close down are crushed! Moving on (hey you guys in the back, I said we’re moving on! Pack up your lil’ picnic. Waddya think this is, some sort of sunny day in the park theme? People nowadays…. So unreliable. TskTsk) when we got there, Mon and Kai spent like 20minutes squealing about David Archuleta! See the weirdness I have to put up with. They should be thankful I’m still sticking around! Kidding =P. It started raining! So we had to move to the grand stand and set up our lil’ corner…which is not actually a corner. It’s like in the middle and stuff. But corner sounds wayyyy cooler. Look, ‘Lil Corner’ or ‘Lil Middle of Stand Area’. AHA, undeniable that “corner” wins! So, yeah. Weena came with a cooler full of drinks and brought Ruffles (woah the yummyness =D). It was till raining but people were still running. I was all “Awwww. Go school spirit”. Actually I’m lying, I didn’t think that. But I still cheered! Give me SOME credit! Ooh, to make monehh, Vanessa (Cavell’s Pres) gave us those coloured hair sprays to sell. As in one strip of pink for 50 sen. I became the test subject . Before I knew it, everyone was walking around all pinkeh. Weee! It was a fun day.

2^nd March

I was so ready to put 31^st Feb, then I realized. Lol. Funny innit? I mean of all the months to choose to have 28 days (cept the leap year) why February? Seriously! So today I woke up at 6 30 after like 5 hours of sleep cause Jan was gonna come and take me to Youth Park for Walk For A Change. The name says it all really. Around 500 people came! Woot Wooot! We did aerobics to stretch them muscles. At the starting line, me Jan and Weena were like standing in front of everyone cause we want to lead! Feel the enthusiasm oozing??! Lol. It was good =). Think we walked 3km or sumtin (holding some orange balloon. We looked funneh!) People from the back were all catching up and I felt the pressure!!! Actually I didn’t because winners don’t get any prizes. Lol. Whatever it is, Weena is so frickin fast. Me and Jan were like WTH! So anyways, when this Datuk dude finally crossed the finish line, we all gathered to release our balloons. Let me tell you, once they’re super high up in the air, it just looks like some disgusting alien-produced disease was invading the earth. SICK!

Where the heck do the balloons go? Float into the black abyss of space forever or what? Maybe they all pop and land on someone’s head O.O

OH, then we went down to the stage area and they had some lucky draws/performances/speeches. I won a RM200 Speedy thing.It was just 4CD’s. I don’t listen to ANY of them. I should just give it away to someone else. T-Pain’s new album, anyone? It’s FREE. Performance-wise, there was this awesome duo!!! The girl singing playing the bongo-ish drums (just two) and the dude playing acoustic guitar. Gosh the girl’s voice is like WOAH. We got dragged up by the host to go and clap/dance on stage cause the crowd was as lively as a sloth who was in a coma! Jeez man, some Penang people are so lame. Grrr. FlyFM crew came too. One of the guys is so crazy. Really fun tho. He can do that really deep cinema advert voice. Oohlala! =D. A whole load of lucky draws later, the thing ended (Jan and Weena were annoyed they didn’t get the RM500 Bobbi Brown thingo). Now I’m sitting here, eating leftover CNY cookies. YUM! I should stop before my stomach stores it permanently! Imagine if I turned 90 and it’s still there. Lol. Yeah. I should actually get back to studying my History. I think it’s getting lonely there! *looks over at book to see that loveletters are lying on top of it* Guess not?

Bearclaws look yum!

Anthony Hopkins

It’s now one in the morning. Such perfect timing to start my official blog eyh? I’m skipping school tomorrow –which is technically in 5 hours--so it’s all good =D. No, I am not going on an amazing adventure with a machete in one hand trying to fend off hugeASS blood-sucking demonic mosquitoes. But thinking it over, for me to actually kill a mosquito –cutting it in half or quarters or just microscopic bits and pieces—with a blade is TOO impossible. That is why, ladies and gentlemen, I have finally invented the tiniestASS machete the world has ever seen. It’s this small small machete EXACTLY! You can’t even see it with the naked eye (yes, you can). “SO, how are you supposed to hold it?!” you ask? Well, I’m not very sure. Years of work put into making that machete’s wasted I guess *shrugs indifferently*. In that whole mess of a story, there is a point I was trying to make. Obviously it wasn’t that important anyways!

I’m feeling pretteh hungreh rite now. Thoughts of past dinners are flooding my mind and driving me insane. Even just now at 11 o clock I wanted to cook! Had a sudden urge but couldn’t act on it because of the lack of ingredients. So I did the cooking in my head and got even more depressed as I sat on the bed, staring at the lifeless—and not to mention tasteless – chemistry book. *gives an “OMG it’s the end of the world as we know it” look*. I just realized I have a couple of issues huh? Well, who doesn’t! Issues are what make people interesting. If not, you’re just some overly happy, oh-I-think-my-life-is-so-awesome, optimistic person. Am I sounding too cynical here? Moving on!

Let me enlighten you with a fun anecdote =D. I was just on my mum’s bed this afternoon doodling in my book while she was getting ready to go out.

5:30 pm

-- Mom: Caroline, where has my watch gone to? Have you seen it. One minute it’s here the next minute it’s gone. Untraceable forever. *looks around room confused* Me: Nope! *in such a perky tone*

6:00 pm

– Looks up at mum cause she said something. Mom: Hey, look! I’m wearing my watch no! When did that happen? Me: *long silence with me looking at my mum as if she grew an extra eye* MUM?! WTH. You didn’t even know when you found it and put it on??? Mom: *smiles shamefully and walks away from me* Me: *laughs uncontrollably*

That SERIOUSLY happened. Random, I know. The moral of the story is: Be AWARE!

It’s getting rrreeeaaalllyyy late now. I better get my beauty sleep. It will beautify me! How awesome is that people? Yeah. SURE